Listen up, you young’uns! Today, I’m gonna tell you somethin’ about them fancy Rolex watches. Yeah, the ones that cost more than my old cow Bessie! Specifically, them high imitation Rolex two-tone blue Submariner things. I hear folks talkin’ ’bout them all the time, especially those city slickers who come through here lookin’ for a deal. They think they’re so smart, tryin’ to find a bargain on a Rolex Submariner. But let me tell ya, it ain’t easy to spot a real one from a fake one, especially them high imitation ones.
These specialty stores, they pop up like weeds after a rain. Each one claimin’ they got the real deal, the genuine article. But how’s a body supposed to know? I seen some of them fakes, and they look mighty fine. Shiny and heavy, just like the real thing. But there’s always somethin’ a little off, if you know what to look for. And these days, with everyone and their brother sellin’ things online, it’s even harder to tell what’s what.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ that the real Rolex Submariner, they’re heavy. Like, real heavy. They say it’s about 40, uh, whatchamacallits… millimeters? Yeah, that’s it. 40 millimeters across, which is like, I dunno, the size of a big ol’ grape, maybe? So if you pick one up and it feels light as a feather, somethin’ ain’t right. That’s one sign. Those high imitation Rolex folks, they can make it look right, but they can’t always get the weight right. Or so I hear from those who’ve bought one.
- First thing, you gotta look close. Real close. Those Rolex watches, they’re made perfect. Every little detail is just so. Them fakes, they might have a little somethin’ wrong. A number that ain’t quite straight, or a hand that’s a little too short.
- And the way it ticks! A real Rolex, it ticks smooth. Like butter. Them cheap ones, they tick loud. You can hear ’em from across the room! That’s what them city folks tell me, anyways.
- Then there’s the price. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. A real Rolex Submariner, that’s gonna cost ya. A lot. If someone’s sellin’ one for cheap, you best be careful. It is most likely a high imitation.
These specialty stores, they got all sorts of tricks up their sleeves. They’ll tell ya they got the best prices, the best quality. They’ll show ya fancy boxes and papers. But don’t you be fooled. You gotta use your own eyes and your own good sense. You can shop online, they say, but how do you know who you’re buyin’ from? It’s like buyin’ a pig in a poke!
Now, this two-tone blue Submariner, that’s a popular one. Blue and gold, they say. Looks real fancy. But I seen some of them high imitation ones, and they look just as good. Maybe even better! So you gotta be extra careful with that one. They are all over in those specialty stores. They’ll tell ya it’s the latest model, the best one yet. Don’t you believe ’em!
I heard there are some folks, in, uh, where was it? Oh yeah, the UK. They say they’re the best at sellin’ these Rolex watches. The best quality, they say. Maybe they are, maybe they ain’t. I wouldn’t know. I ain’t never been to the UK. But I’ll tell ya this, if you’re gonna spend that kind of money, you better be sure you’re gettin’ the real thing. A real Rolex Submariner, not some high imitation from some fly-by-night specialty stores.
So, what’s the point of all this yammerin’? Just be careful, that’s all. Don’t be fooled by fancy words and shiny things. Use your head. If somethin’ seems off, it probably is. And remember, a real Rolex Submariner is an investment. A high imitation one ain’t worth the metal it’s made of. You don’t want to end up like ol’ Jebediah, who bought a “genuine” Rolex from a fella passin’ through town. Turns out, it was fake. He lost a whole month’s wages on that thing! Don’t be like Jebediah.
Those specialty stores are full of pretty things, but pretty don’t always mean quality. Especially when we are talkin’ about the high imitation Rolex two-tone blue Submariner. So, open your eyes real big before you open your wallet, you hear?
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