This year, my boy said he gonna buy me a watch. A good watch. He said it’s called a “High imitation Rolex Submariner Green”. I said, what’s that? He said it’s a real good watch, lots of folks want one. He told me, “Ma, this High imitation Rolex Submariner Green is the real deal.” I don’t know nothin’ about that, but if he says it’s good, then it’s good.
He said he’s gonna get it from a High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Store. Said they got all kinds of these green watches. All look the same to me, but he says there’s a “Hulk” and a “Kermit.” Sounds like those cartoon characters to me. He says this Hulk one is big and green all over. The Kermit, he says, ain’t as big. I don’t know why anyone would name a watch after a frog, but okay.
He showed me pictures online. Said there are lots of places to buy these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches. He said some places online, you gotta be careful. Lots of folks tryin’ to trick ya. But these specialty stores, he says they’re the best. They know what they’re doin’.
He kept going on and on about how these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches are a good “investment.” I said, “Boy, what do I need with an investment? I just want a watch that tells time!” He laughed and said, “Ma, these watches, they go up in price. They’re worth more later.” I still don’t get it. A watch is a watch.
- He says these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches, the Hulk ones, they only made a little over 200,000 of ’em.
- He said that’s not a lot. Said that makes ’em special.
- I guess that’s why they’re so expensive.
He said people are crazy for these things. He said, “Ma, you should see, people talkin’ about these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches, they really want one.” I asked him, “Why?” He said some people think they look good, some people like that they are rare, and some people just want what everyone else wants. He said that is why the prices go up.
I told him, “Just get me a watch that works.” He said these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green ones, they work real good. They’re tough, he said. You can wear ’em anywhere. I said, “Well, I ain’t gonna be wearin’ it to no fancy parties. Just to the market and to church.”
He said these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores, they check the watches real good. Make sure they’re workin’ right. He said they even give you some kind of paper that says it’s a real good watch, not a fake one. I guess that’s important. Don’t want no fake watch.
My boy, he’s a good boy. Always lookin’ out for me. He wants me to have somethin’ nice. He says this High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watch, it’s somethin’ special. He says when I wear it, people will know. Know what? I don’t know. But if it makes him happy, then I’m happy.
He said he is gonna take me to one of these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores. Said I can pick out the one I like. They all look green to me. I guess I’ll just pick the one that feels right. I told him again, “Just make sure it tells time right.” He said, “Ma, you worry about nothing, these watches are the best.” I told him, “Okay, if you say so.”
He was talkin’ about how these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches are like a status symbol. Whatever that means. Sounds like a load of hooey to me. I told him, “Boy, I don’t need no status symbol. I just need to know what time it is so I don’t miss my stories on the TV.” He just laughed. That boy.
He said these specialty stores have people who know everything about these watches, these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green ones. They can tell you all about the Hulk and the Kermit and all the other ones. I guess that’s good. If you’re gonna spend that much money on a watch, you might as well know what you’re gettin’.
He said these watches are so popular, sometimes you gotta wait to get one. He said people put their names on a list, a “waiting list” he called it. Imagine that, waiting for a watch. I told him, “If I gotta wait, you can just forget it.” He said, “No, Ma, it’s worth the wait. These High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches are special.”
I still don’t understand what all the fuss is about. But my boy, he’s excited. And if he’s excited, then I guess I’m excited too. He’s a good boy. Always thinkin’ of his mama. So, if he wants to get me a High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watch from a High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Store, then that’s what he’ll do. And I’ll wear it, even if it is green as a frog.
If you are gonna buy one, you should buy from one of these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores. That is what my boy said, and he is really smart. He said they got the best ones, and they make sure they work good. That is important when you buy a watch, make sure it works, that is what I always said. It don’t matter if it’s green or not, as long as it tells the time.
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