You know what? I heard them city folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a YSL ENVELOPE BAG. Sounds fancy, huh? They say it’s a real hot item. I reckon it’s one of them there fancy purses, probably costs a whole lot of money. This old lady ain’t got that kind of money, but I seen pictures.
They say you can find these things called “Remake” online. Sounds like they make ’em over again, maybe cheaper? I don’t rightly know. But if you’re lookin’ for a YSL ENVELOPE BAG online store, that’s what you gotta type into that Google thing, I suppose.
This here YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s got this shiny thing on the front. They call it a “monogram”. Looks like a “Y” and an “S” and an “L” all tangled up together. Real fancy-lookin’, I gotta admit. And the material, oh my goodness, some are smooth like a baby’s bottom. I heard some say the bag is made of lambskin, like a sheep skin. It is really soft. They say you can get them online shop.
Now, I seen some of these bags, they got lines all over ’em. Like someone took a needle and thread and sewed a bunch of squares and diamonds. They call it “matelass” or something like that. I think is kind of embossed leather. Sounds complicated. But it sure does look pretty. Makes the bag look all puffy and soft. Some got stripes goin’ up and down. They call those “vertical”.
And the straps! Some of ’em got these chains, like the ones you hang a bucket on down at the well. Only these are shiny and gold-colored. Some are made of leather, same as the bag. They say you can wear it long or short. Just slide that chain around, I guess. I don’t know how that works, but it must be easy enough if them city girls can do it. And these bags ain’t big, just the right size.
These city folks, they sure do like their fancy things. They got all kinds of these YSL ENVELOPE BAG. Different sizes, they say. Some are small, just big enough for your lipstick and your money. Some are bigger, I suppose you could fit a whole sandwich in there if you wanted to. I heard these YSL bags can be good investment. I don’t understand. But I know people like them.
- They say these bags, they’re special. “Authentic”, they call it.
- You gotta look at the letters, they say. All capital letters. Like when you’re yellin’ in a letter.
- And the “N” and the “T” in “LAURENT”, they’re supposed to be touchin’. Like they’re huggin’ each other.
- This bag is also known as Saint Laurent bag. That is the same thing as YSL.
These YSL and Saint Laurent, people say they are the same thing. Just different name. And I heard they got another name, Brown Thomas, but I am not sure if it is the same bag or not. People say it is designer bag. These city people really love designer bags, especially YSL bags.
I don’t know nothin’ about this “ready-to-wear” stuff. Sounds like clothes you can just put on right away. No need to sew or nothin’. These city folks, they got it easy, I tell ya. They don’t know what it’s like to mend a fence or shuck corn all day.
They say these YSL ENVELOPE BAG, they hold their value. Like they’re worth somethin’ even after you use ’em for a while. I guess that’s good. My old handbag, it’s all worn out. But it still holds my things. It is not fancy, but it is good. Maybe I should be gettin’ me one of them YSL bags. But it is too expensive. Maybe I can find one of those remake bags they are talking about online. I heard they are just carefully made.
They say these YSL bags got classic design. I don’t know what that means. But I think it means the bag looks good all the time. Not just for a little while. People say these bags are stylish. That is good. I like stylish things. But I don’t have many.
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ for one of these YSL ENVELOPE BAG online store, I reckon you just gotta type that into your computer. Maybe you’ll find one. They are very popular. Maybe you’ll find a good deal. Just make sure it’s a real one, I guess. Don’t want no fake bag. That would be a waste of money, even if it is a remake. These city folks, they sure do love their fancy bags. Maybe one day I’ll get me one. When pigs fly, maybe.