This here watch, they call it Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001, it’s a real fancy one. Round face, shiny like a new penny. You know, the kind them rich folks wear, not for tellin’ time, but for showin’ off.
Shiny and Gold!
This Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001, it’s all gold colored. Rose gold, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d plant in the garden, but it ain’t. It’s just the color, kinda pinkish. It’s pretty, I reckon, if you like that sort of thing. Shines like a cat’s eye in the dark, this Patek Philippe does.
Big Enough to See
They say this watch is 39 mm. Now, I ain’t no schoolteacher, but that sounds big enough to see without squintin’. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be. And it ain’t too thick, neither, this Calatrava 5227R-001. About 8 mm, they say. Like a stack of them thin pancakes, I reckon.
- 39 mm round, that’s what they say
- 8 mm thick, not too chunky
- Rose gold color, all shiny and new
- Patek Philippe Calatrava, that’s the name
Lots of Tiny Parts Inside, No Batteries!
Now, this here watch, it’s got all sorts of tiny parts inside. They say over 200! Can you imagine? All them little wheels and springs, tickin’ away. More parts than I got in my whole kitchen, I bet. And you know what’s the darndest thing? This Calatrava 5227R-001 has no batteries! It winds itself!
They say it’s got 30 jewels inside. Now, I don’t know what them jewels do inside a watch, but it sure sounds fancy. Must be why it costs more than my old pickup truck. It’s a mystery to me, but the rich folks, they love these Patek Philippe watches.
This fancy watch, it came out a long time ago, back in 1932, that’s what I heard. They call that first one Ref. 96. Now, this here one is 5227R-001, so it’s new, but still like that old one, kinda. They say it is a classic style, whatever that means.
Self-Winding Wonder
They call it “self-winding”, this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001. Means you don’t gotta wind it up like them old clocks. Just wear it on your wrist, and it winds itself. Magic, I tell ya! Or somethin’ them fancy engineers figured out. Got a caliber 324 movement, whatever that is.
I reckon this watch is for them folks who got more money than sense. But hey, if you got the money to spend on a remake Patek Philippe, and you like that sort of thing, then this here Calatrava 5227R-001 might be just the ticket. It’s shiny, it’s gold, it’s got lots of tiny parts, and it winds itself. What more could a body ask for in a watch, I suppose?
A Classic Style for a Reason
They call it a “classic style,” which means it will never be out of date. Like my old overalls, they never go out of style! But this watch, it’s a whole lot fancier than my overalls. It’s all polished up, like a brand-new horseshoe. This classic style is always a good choice.
Now I’ve seen a lot of watches in my day, but this Patek Philippe Calatrava, it is sure something special. You can find them in all sorts of places, on the internet mostly. If you got the money, you can get anything on that internet, they say.
This watch, it’s a real showpiece. Like a prize-winning hog at the county fair, it’s somethin’ to look at. And if you’re lookin’ for a remake of a real fancy watch, this 5227R-001, it’s the one they talk about. It’s a classic style, you know.
So, if you are pinchin’ pennies for one of these fancy Patek Philippe watches, you better start savin’. But if you do get your hands on one, you’ll have a real conversation starter. Just don’t go flashin’ it around too much, or you might get some unwanted attention. Keep it safe, like you would your grandma’s best china.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this here remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001 classic style watch. It’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. Too fancy for me, but maybe just right for you. Just remember what I said, it’s got more parts than a tractor, and it costs more than a new barn! But it sure is shiny.